her vagina looked like bernie madoff
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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