i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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