Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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