so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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