Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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