he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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