Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i just google imaged poop.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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