So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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