Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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