I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
