He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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