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• (847): View more from Illinois

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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Stay up. I'm coming home in a little

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you

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• (845): View more from New York

  i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius

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• (805): View more from California

  He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree

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• (386): View more from Florida

  The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

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• (949): View more from California

  Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..

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• (858): View more from California

  I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program

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• (716): View more from New York

  He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.

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