Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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