Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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