In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point