he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten