I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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