i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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