my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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