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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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