I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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