i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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