how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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