drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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