Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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