dude i'm inner monologue high
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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