This is not my ceiling
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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