I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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