it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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