He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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