She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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