just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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