sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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