I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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