sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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