I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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