you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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