I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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