hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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