I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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