if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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