Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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