just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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