It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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