You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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