it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
