Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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