Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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