She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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