dude i'm inner monologue high
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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