i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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