check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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