What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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