You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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