Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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