New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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