everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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