i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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