The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Randomize
