did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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