I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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